29/05/10
I'm in a real estate

29/04/10
Man- oh - man - ohfestos

06/02/10
John, Terry and Toni got a van , drove over a bridge and offer cliff

18/10/09
missing Steven Greatly

18/04/09
Eternally grateful to Louise.

16/04/09
Googlemaul

30/03/09
Eclaire from Steps !

04/03/09
Nintendo DSperate

16/02/09
and the bonus ball is... £340 million. Oh dear Darling.

08/02/09
Trisha: OMGoddard i've lost my job.

06/02/09
Abi National and Nat West in huge bust rise.

29/01/09
Amsterdarn

15/01/09
Kate Winalot Vs Pedigree Chum
Penelope Cruz

06/01/09
More topless cavorting in The Sun.

05/01/09
J.Jopling's in LA.

09/12/08
calvin deklein.

19/11/08
BNPc

15/10/08
Mad Donna and that guy: RocknOver.
Beware: sparkly cobwebs crackin' out in a gym near you.

07/08/08
Legder dropped dead gorgeous, my interest fell 1.7% in July.

28/07/08
Vorder manhandelled Allahs beef.

08/07/08
Nicole Kidman gives birth to a Sunday Roast.

07/07/08
Aboriginal people are in Edinburgh.

05/07/08
Tofu mad Hitler loses his head. Meanwhile Portsmouth get a Crouching striker hidden talent.

04/07/08
Todays top boring. Farc off pregnant man.

05/06/08
Don't let your emo hatch.
Don't reverse Terradactyl.
Don't watch Big Brother.

31/05/08
amy amy amy amy amy amy army suicides at record level. 'bad karma?'

0/05/08
If Hitler Had Fresh Roasted Kate How Happy Would He Be

19/05/08
Spielberg eyes more AGYNESS DEYN. Ronado’s not going anywhere near fat Beatrice.

14/05/08
Vatican says a Skins 'orgy' could exist.
Spain hits British resident hard, spankers wife claims 'allowed'.

13/05/08
Dear Deirdre Pakistans government is in turmoil. Old Carrier bag? Brad's sure.

12/05/08
Chezza (huge cow) and Prezza (ate it) blair all. Brown nose he made Tony quit.

04/05/08
Good Morning Prime Minister you're in a hole. A 4 ft kitchen cavity.

01/05/08
Amstetten to get sick of Fritzl.

21/04/08
Should Jose be taking drogs?

15/04/08
Berlusconi belches blue murder. Sienna thriller: iz that hump back China or Chelsea? Hmm a cats dolls pussy.

13/04/08
Shannon mum fag marathon.
Pope vote save Bangura from Shannons mum.

12/04/08
Jk was rolling her tits about.